Please Stand By Apparel

A test card. Seven colour bars in the station palette (bone, marigold, teal, pink, red, steel, suit blue), a dimmed step row beneath, and PLEASE STAND BY over the top in the 6 × 7 bitmap face. Footer: CHANNEL 0 · NO SIGNAL.

For the hours between programmes. Ink only. Front print, unisex cut.

• Black cotton, seven-colour print
• Print area 12 × 16 in, 300 dpi

Please Stand By, put through the lab's own glitch engine (split: slices, shift), seeded, so every shirt in the run is the same tear. Rendered at 1200 px and blown up 3× with no smoothing: the blocks are the print.

Front print, 12 × 16 in.

Tee 28, glitch tee 28, glitch crewneck 48 CAD. Unisex.